nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

(via a-lesbillion)

#CRYING  #FUCK  

exuberant-imperfection:

it’s true though why am i laughing

(via divinesdea)

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

(via light-scales)

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via light-scales)

therosielord:

therosielord:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

YOOOO IT’S THE DEATH WALTZZZ THIS IS MA JAM

Wait no but you guys this guy can actually play it.

(via kazethecursedone)

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x

(via jessilla)

ironliar:

The Last Story — Concept art by Kimihiko Fujisaka

(via killerdraco)

kevindrakewriter:

mrrobotico:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

I just can’t

This is why retail needs to pay more. Your choice America either pay your retail workers more or get busy educating your stupid people.

(via reijicubes)

professor-maple-art:

reishizuya:

HEY GUYS THIS IS A REALLY IMPORTANT ART REF

ok I needed one of these

(via korokage)

#reference  #art  

melkorwashere:

I was there,Gandalf…

”-Isildur, we need to destroy it!

-You gonna drag this shit on the top of the mountain?

-ISILDUR!!!”

I was there the day the strength of Men failed…

(via reijicubes)